short story

Wish the rose never died...


“Raj we need to talk, I do understand you are busy these days. What I do not understand is that why don’t you get five minutes out of your twenty-four hours when you can talk to me. I’m not telling you to meet me everyday, but at least a phone call?”

“Ria my sweet heart, understand even my problems. I hardly get time for myself these days with so many work project and assignments lined up. Can I talk to you later because I’m busy with my friends going to gymnasium…ok.. bye ..take care. ” ...beep.

Ria once again stayed awake in the night only because Raj promised to call  her in the night. He  broke his promise once again like any other day and left Ria to assume that things ain’t fine with their relationship.

Day 03...

"Raj can we talk? I feel like talking to you. I am lonely and missing you very much.”
"Oh Ria, I’m having dinner with my family can I call you later on, " said Raj. Hangs up the call.

Ria sat near the window and gazed up in the sky. Looking at the moon brought back several memories. It wasn't long when Raj chatted on the phone, when they kept texting each other at every waking hour, when he showed how head over heels he was for her. "At least he pretended that way,"  she murmured.
Nostalgic Ria remembered the day when Raj proposed her for the first time. The hundred and one excuses she gave him for not accepting his proposal but ended up giving her heart to him after a few weeks of their perpetual encounter.

Tears kept rolling down her cheeks while cherishing those beautiful moments spent with Raj and then she looked at the rose plan was dying. Thats when she realized she almost forgot to water it. Ria left the plant untouched for days as she was so engrossed in herself. She forgot that something so beautiful, so fragile was desperately in need of care,love and attention without which it was certain  it would die...

It was too late for Ria to repent and and give the rose plant it’s life again.Even then she did not lose hope and wished that the rose will not survive. Days passed by, Ria’s wish remained unfulfilled and her prayer unheard. One day the rose on the plant died .

Since that up till now Ria never kept any flower vaaz in her room or at her house. Ria almost understood the philosophy of life and relationship when she fare welled the rose. How the red rose bloomed in the sight of the Sun and lost all that it had.It knew it would not remain in the bud to see the eternal winter mist .

She kept herself busy and completely engrossed in her studies and other hobbies.

Days passed by and then months. Raj frustrated with his life and now with his relationship with Ria accused her of betraying him and now have become very much addicted to alcohol. He never understood why Ria left him or rather “never tried to understand” her in Ria’s word. Raj made his life miserable for which he blamed Ria . Ria didn’t even came to know when she became so flushed out ,so stone-hearted..,may be when Raj was busy with  himself ,when he kept their relationship untouched ,uncared where Ria saw her love dying each day,romance withering and love…lost.
Lost somewhere in the winner mist or when she saw that the efforts were only from her side to keep their relationship alive.The communication gap between them brought Ria and Raj to such a phase where love couldn’t find it’s way

Victimization of Rising Voices in India

Victimization of Rising Voices in India

Though the Right to Information Act in India was passed in 2005 it provides inadequate safety and protection to the person seeking information. 

Right to Information is the power bestowed to people to report any wrongdoings, mismanagement or corruption in the system or functioning but RTI activists are the vulnerable human right defenders in India. Most of the time RTI activists are individuals who act alone following resentment or anger towards dishonesty or fraud they have witnessed. Taking the route of RTI they seek to investigate the underlying illegal activity which is kept undisclosed. These activists are common man and they inhabit in the same society as those involved in wrongful activities. There are cases where the corrupt officials or entities do not wish their activities to be exposed and therefore resort to illegal harassment threatening those who are seeking information and many a times even getting them killed. 

Undoubtedly, RTI Act has helped expose cases of corruption; it has not been a cakewalk for the users who have regularly been victimized for exposing wrongdoings in public offices. Around 75 harassment cases, 20 cases of murder and 45 cases of assaults have been highlighted till 2007 but there are more which goes unregistered and unnoticed by the media.

CASES OF VICIMIZATION

Several cases related to harassment and victimization of RTI users as whistleblowers has been reported by the media. RTI activists Lalit Mehta was brutally murdered in 2008 when he became a threat to contractor lobby and corrupt government officials related to NREGA. His mutilated body and a belt around his neck suggested he was strangled and his face smashed to deform it beyond recognition. The police buried the body as unidentified the same day and it was later exhumed by his colleagues and taken to his native village, where his last rites were performed.

A bureaucrat and the RTI activist Rinku Singh Rahi has been fighting corruption in his own department and state-run schemes since 2009. He was denied access to information and instead, an attempt on his life was made allegedly at the behest of Principal Secretary Navtej Singh and other department officials during the Mayawati government. He started a hunger strike in Lucknow hoping that the Akhilesh Yadav’s  Government would pay heed to his demands for a reply on his pending RTI application; a criminal investigation into the corruptions charges; and act against miscreants but instead was admitted to a psychiatric ward. And who can forget the murder of Amit Jethwa of Gujarat who used RTI to expose illegal mining in the Gir Forest area. BJP MP Dinu Boga whom the Gujarat police has given clean chit earlier was later arrested by the CBI. The unexplained deaths of RTI activists and whistleblowers prove that the RTI Act has threatened many powerful, unscrupulous powers that be.

An ex RTI activists on request of anonymity confessed that he has been harassed by Ministry of Civil Aviation and Airport Authority of India while saving areas outside the control of the Ministry, AAI and GMR. Famous RTI activists Subhash Agrawal too mentioned few incidents of abusive calls and an effort to attack him and the Doordarshan camera-team by employees of Municipal Corporation of Delhi. “There is one shocking episode where National Green Tribunal (NGT) tried its level best to harass me for which strict-most strictures were passed by Central Information Commission. CPIO at NGT on record admitted that he himself was not satisfied with response he sent me under his signature,” he added.

LAWS RELATED TO SEEKING INFORMATION

Cases of assault and harassments are seen more in Gujarat because of the presence of maximum number of activists and CSOs. Surprisingly, in Rajasthan there is only one Chief Information Commissioner and not a single Information Commissioner, thus more than 8,000 cases have been piled up on the desk. Agrawal says that things are entirely different in most of the States (except some like Maharashtra) where practically speaking the RTI Act is non-existent. He adds, “Maharashtra can be termed as one of the best States in implementation of the RTI Act. However much depends on attitude of public authorities also.” According to him corrupt authorities like municipal bodies in Delhi do not care at all because they are least bothered about penalty being imposed on them as they find it ‘profitable’ not responding to RTI petitions attracting maximum penalty of Rs 25000. Others are public-authorities like Supreme Court which respond for just sake of responding and avoid providing information.  

The Whistle Blowers Protection Act, 2011 which was passed by the Parliament and received President’s assent on 9^th May, 2014 has not come to force till date. Cases of victimization of RTI users as a whistle blower are constantly highlighted in the news but hardly anything is done lawfully to protect their interests.  “In India identity of any whistle blower cannot be kept secret because of the corrupt organization, police and politician's involvement and at times due to interference of the media and far too many rival organizations wanting to remain in limelight. One or the other is bound to reveal the identity of the person blowing whistle,” says a former RTI activist.

The legal review of existing and drafted laws regarding right to information, protection of human rights, whistleblower protection and UN declaration on human rights covers generic law, including the draft Public Interest Disclosure and Protection to Persons Making the Disclosures Act (Whistleblower Protection Bill), Protection of Human Rights (PHR) Act, 1993, sectoral laws including Code of Criminal Procedure, 1973, Indian Penal Code and Indian Evidence Act, case law, (e.g. court cases, decisions of information commissions) besides parliamentary debates. RTI Act and its rules should be uniform all over the country for all States and competent authorities should remove confusions and misuse of power to harass users of RTI Act, and as such there are two sections 27 and 28 of the RTI Act which should be repealed. “One Nation, One Rule should be the motto for the RTI Act in India,” quotes Agrawal.

 By Meghna Chukkath

(Part of this article was published in Bureaucracy Today Magazine)

 

Presidential nomination or muppet of congress?

After much ado and disputed opinions Congress successfully convinced all party leaders to vote in favor of their preferred candidate. Though delayed, Pranab Mukherji added another feather to his cap by being nominated as the 13th president of India. And here we say good bye to our beloved Prathiba Patil (now ex- Prez) who was infamously known as a profligate traveler.




Our Indian constitution says much about the role and the duties of the first citizen of India but execution on the part of the president nominated is still controversial. It is mentioned in the constitution that the president is the nominal head in the Indian democracy and enjoys certain privileges.

But are these rights performed correctly? 
Are these privileges enjoyed without self-interest? 

If we trace down the history and president-ship there are few names which pops up in an average, aware cerebral cortex ie our magnificent first president of India after independence, Dr Rajendra Prasad and the notable APJ Abdul Kalam. The in-between candidates nominated as president were more or less filler or rather frivolous. The reign of Kalam was undoubtedly progressive. At least, he contributed in the field of education and science and was closely in touch with the people especially, the youth of India. Talking about Prathiba Patil our former president, who was also the first lady president of India proved to be total disappointment. When Patil became the president, our country rejoiced with consensus hoping that she would ascertain radical nationwide development, principally, on the women front. Instead, she became the most traveled Maharashtrian who took her family members to expensive world tour shrinking tax payers money. Ask a college going student about Prathiba Patil all they know about her contribution is refuting capital punishment apart from that few participation here and there but nothing significant. If at all we compare Kalam, his involvement is noteworthy to pen it down and enough to be remembered.

The doting question arises here is that - If President has no role in Indian democracy then why that post exist? Just for initiating foreign talks and maintaining international relations? If yes, then what if the president fails to even smoothen our foreign relations? What if the highest position of president-ship fails to fulfill its obligation towards the nation? In recent times, we haven’t heard any president proclaiming State, National or Financial Emergency even in times of dire need. And if at all we talk about the nomination of Pranab Mukherji who was disliked by majority of Indian citizens ( but still was nominated) only proves that Congress is just expanding their puppet population.

Certainly, If people who are capable of bringing change in the society like Abdul Kalam refrain from being nominated, fearing Congress and reformist like Anna Hazare are restrained from raising their voice. It truly and solely exhibits the monopoly of Congress rule in India.

Being a Malyali

                   Not all South Indians' are Madrasi

When we go to office in the morning we are greeted with 'Vanakam', instead of usual, 'Good Morning'.

Me: (Grins) 'Vanakam' is not a Malayalam word.

Him: How does that matter, it’s a south Indian word. Right?

Me: (Murmuring)…aggrr... Calm down, CALM down.

Settling down to work and a colleague interrupts- 

Him: Hey what did you eat for breakfast today? Idli, Dosa, Sambhar? I really love south Indian breakfast.
Me: (One raised eyebrow and lips tight closed)












I am a proud Malayali. 
A keralite, born and raised in the metropolitan city of Mumbai. No, we do not eat idli- sambhar- dosa in our breakfast every day. It is our specialty dish like you all; Punjabi’s specialty food is butter chicken and dhokla- undiyo of Gujarati’s but we do not assume you all eat missal paav, aloo paratha in your breakfast everyday.


You think all south Indians are Madrasi? 
My dear friend, should I blame it on your low IQ or your poor education? Why don’t you go back and study map of India? Make sure to scroll down towards south of India and zoom your eyes to see the distinction between Kerala and Tamil Nadu. Also, make sure to locate Andhra Pradesh and Karnataka for your kind information. And when you witness it through your own vision make sure to remember Madras is not a part of Kerala but falls in Tamil Nadu and was once its capital, now known as Chennai. This happened because you people have bullied them big time I guess (Let me blame it on you people :D). After all these wisdom talks if you still have a problem retaining information then please excuse me if at all I start baptizing all north Indians- UPiites. No, I don’t want to see that North India also has Punjabi, Haryanavi,etc. All I want to label you people is Bihari. Fair enough? If you try to bully us then please memorize,we inherit wits unlike your pseudo- intelligence.


Yes we have curly hair. 
Yes we are tanned skin. No, that did not happen because we watch Sun Television channel. It is because our ancestors have toiled under the sun and also the fact that we are hardworking people. Perspiration leaves salt residual on the skin thus, making the skin darker in shade. We are also geographically located near the sea, SALTY sea. So, salt + water = tanned skin. Logical enough? Can it be the possibility of inheriting our dusky complexion? Still if you think that all beautiful girls are MADE IN NORTH INDIA then why don’t you take a look at Asin, Vidya Balan, Isha Sharvani, former Miss India Parvati Omnakutty or the international super model PadmaLakshami. And as long as we are comfortable in our skin it shouldn't bother you. (Facepalm)



Kerala is a Communist state. 
Agreed. But why on earth do you think all Malayalis are communist minded too? Can’t we have our own opinion? Can’t we support socialist party? And even if I do support a socialist party or have an independent view, then why do you think I keep anti- Kerala ideology? Does belongingness only sustain if we believe in common ideology? I am a Keralite but I do not believe in Communism. Does that counterfeit my identity?



Before forwarding me Rajnikant’s joke or e-mails with a subject line “Your Gaonwalla” make sure to first research about his origin. Did I ever said that Ravi kishan is a Punjabi actor or Jimmy Shergill is Bhojpuri? Mammotty and Mohanlal are supposed to be Kerala’s  known actors. I am sure you must not have heard about it. I can just pity on your oblivious.



So, if you ask me, if I own an elephants at my native place? 
I would say, No. If you want to know why our food is made in coconut oil then it is just because coconut is produced more in quantity and it is wiser to use those commodities which are produced more in a region. We call it adapting to our natural surrounding. I don’t think so I have ever raised a stupid question before, like asking a Bengali – why do you eat fish more? To a Maharastrian- why groundnut is used more in your food? Or why there are more sugarcane shops? To a Punjabi- why do you use mustard oil? Why is your specialty Makkhe di Roti and Sarso da saag? Isn’t that a common sense? Or is it like our Geography grasping power is more than yours.



You think I stay in house boat? 
You are wrong. I have travelled in a house boat and it's more of a tourist attraction. 

You think our festival is Pongal? 
Then let me make it clear that Tamil Nadu’s New Year celebration is known as Pongal. Our festivals are Onam and Vishu. 

BharatNatyam is the regional dance of Kerala? 
Why don’t you shoot yourself or rent a brain. Haven’t you heard of Kathakkali and Mohini Attam? 

“Kolavari di” and “Aa Ante Amlapuram” are malyali song?
 No, they are not but I can tell you meaning of these songs. And 
Rowdy Rathod is not a remake of  a Malayali flick. 

You think we always wear white sari with golden border (set-mundu)? I would say, it is mostly worn during festivals and wedding occassion, like Maharastrains wear Navaari saari on certain occasions.

Why do men wear lungi?
 It's a matter of comfort to them. Why men in Kerala keep mustache? They think it’s manly.



And no I am not defending Malayali’s but actually creating awareness for my not so aware Indian counterparts. I am literally appalled by the sheer ignorance of few people in the society. Why you have to be a victim of attribution bias? Is it not your fundamental error? Why can’t we all be more tolerant instead of socially out-casting certain section or stereotyping a few?

I love 'anonymous' you

Love in times of internet


It starts with...

“I know its like intruding into someone's life when someone from nowhere starts sending you messages....but I just need to say that your pic has such an essence that I couldn’t take myself away from it...... so if u don't mind then can we be friends without much bother." or

“You look great. Gorgeous is an understatement for you.” or

“I am new on this site, looking for friends around, would you mind me being your friend?” or

“Hey can we be friends?”


I am sure every one of us have come across wannabe’s bullshitting the above lines on facebook and other chat messengers. Few of my female friends have been repeatedly fallen for these traps and faced the consequences, of course, more in a negative way than positive. After counselling each and every one personally, I am eager to highlight the phrase “better be safe than sorry”. It’s important for female counterparts to understand the ulterior motives of people in the virtual world. Because ‘a lot like Love’ can have serious haphazard.


Games people play

The recent example of one of my close female friends has alarmed my senses. In this scenario, the man started his chase through social networking site. After exchanging contacts they got in touch on the daily basis. Under the pretext of falling for her and promising her for marriage he met her and forced her to spend two days with him. Those two days changed her life for the lifetime as he was never to be seen again. Deleting all the online account he disappeared leaving her in a state of shock due to betrayal and lies.

In another scenario, where Mrs. Xyz sorted social networking site as her past time when the house was empty and husband away sailing. Mrs. Xyz was faithful till the time she encountered this young chap who was an imposter. Eyeing on the richness and vulnerability of this married woman he played a charlatan. Pretending to be in love, he duped her for money and physical intimacy. This went on for a year till the time she discovered his passwords of online sites only to realise that he was involved with many married woman just like her. For him it was an alternative job.

Mili (Name Changed) facebook relationship status changed to ‘In A Relationship’ on Valentine’s when Raj(Name Changed) proposed her online. They met the following week forcing Mili to think completely in favour of him. She thought it was a match made in heaven and was glad that they were in Love. Suddenly, she received a message in her inbox from Clara about the Lusty relationship Raj and Clara were involved in. It stuck her later why Raj was reluctant to change his relationship status as Committed? and why he was always so scared of seen together in public? Subsequently, his facebook wallpost looked clear and transparent but his message inbox yelled about his unfaithfulness. The incident not only traumatized Mili but also changed her perspective towards male species, trust was irrevocable.

There have been instances whereby perverts study girls and act exactly the female expect out of them; by sweet talks and in flirtatious manner. Their hidden motives are not well understood and therefore they manipulate and convince the unexposed, innocent girls for their own personal motives.

According to a recent survey, online world comprising social networking sites has become another dating hub whereby, people are seeking individuals preferably for dating rather than the contrary belief of finding a friend or seeking friendship alone. The question arises here is- Why Internet?

Virtual world VIELS the inhibitions and apprehensions on the part of people sharing common idea’s, common outlook towards life, common value, similar beliefs or opinion. The option of not concealing the original identification gives certain people the upper hand to decorate and manipulate the self –image and also the way it is conveyed. Lies and deception is common. The online personality can be moulded to centre the self. Exaggerating the traits to impress the opposite person, emphasising and showcasing oneself differently to attract, flirtatiousness and sweet talks, withholding the truth and the real self are common traits among the Internet cheaters and fraudsters. The motives of these fraudulent could differ from money matters to conning in love.


Ofcourse, I Love you

In another instance I have also come across girls who are in bliss having met their partners over the Internet. Believe me the percentage is very less. After probing them, the more or less inference I can come to terms is that there are certain qualities which differentiate good men from pervert predators. - ‘Truthfulness’ is the word. But my point is, how does one decide if the other person in front of the screen is truthful or just blabbering a fake story? Difficult as it may seem, because when it’s online, you only have words to believe in and judging more or less through words is risky, authentication is impossible.

Can love happen with someone you haven’t met?

Via virtual world you are less apprehended to share your ideas, opinions and are able to communicate at ease with a perfect stranger which in real world would have been paranoid to speak upon. Sharing of similarities and differences over an issue can happen very easily which may culminate into the likeness for the other person. A strong sense of connection may also be felt at times but that does not equate with the feeling of love. Though Love being a subjective topic needs to be understood and felt in reality not on the keyboaord, screen or a cellphone. Confusing, Time being attraction with Love is utter hallucination. That is the reason many virtual love are unable to sustain the reality shock. How can real expectation, durability of the relationship can be conveyed through an internet cable or a wireless cellphone? Face to face communication and physical presence are the foreground on which love thrives, survives and surpass the test of time.




Love over internet possible?

- Is the virtual love able to stand the test of time?
- Long distance and virtual relationship. Is trust possible?
- Virtual love is able to overcome high expectations or standards set by an online personality?
- Is every personality visible and could be judged feasibly?
- Does such a love is able to come to terms with the reality of physical imperfections and deficiencies?
- What if the person does not come across like the way you have perceived online? Is overlooking those shortcomings possible?
- The most important and crucial question –Is it safe?

The side effect of love in times of internet can be seen today among the educated class mostly. Cyber-crime and Cyber-bullying are rampant. The virtual world ignites the suppressed juvenile behaviour. No fear of getting caught and eloping after committing the hideous sinful crime adds up to their encouragement. In few cases, the imposter thinks its okay to involve into mischief like this because they have seen their peers boasting about the misuse. Incidence like these cannot be curbed completely because world wide web is a huge platform and scanning each and every activity happening is impossible. Stringent laws would also not help to threaten these conmen. The only feasible option available is to be alert and wise enough to hear the knock of crime on your virtual window. Know the intention, before you commit to them for their love or even for their friendship. Judge them carefully and if possible avoid getting into romantic relations through internet. Because it is better to be single and without love than to be lied, cheated upon and then dumped as a thrash. Love is more of an action and not just flowery words.

Life with a Beast!!!

“All the emptiness of life was suddenly swapped with happy smiles when godmother knocked my door and placed an angel on my lap and since then, life was never ever the same.”



" She came packed, as a gift in a box."


When I opened the box I could feel a ‘life’ waiting to commit a lifetime to me. I felt her warm hands and feet and kissed her as soon as I held her. A splurge of motherly feeling aroused in me. Here she was the most beautiful among its kin, intertwined in her daunting eyes, she promised me happy times.



She was tiny, just a few days baby struggling to walk on the tiled, slippery floor. She was at my mercy for her survival and feeding. Many a times, I saved her from drowning in the same bowl from which she was drinking milk. As she grew up, she started getting accustomed to my world and me, with her world. We shared our differences, nobody around us ever understood what we spoke. How we were able to communicate the language which humans could ever invent. We were different, our vocals, our emotions were different. But here we shared love and love never needed a medium to be expressed, at least not in the sense of language.



She was never a nagger but was always a keen listener. She never complained about my whining and my discontentment towards the outside world. I still haven’t figured out her astounding capability in gauging and reciprocating the right kind of response to uncanny situations which could even outdo the counselor. Their species are the only ones left on this planet that can defy the myth about human recognition of emotions. I always knew that we both were a part of different world but still our love transcended human bonding. Life looked easier, much easier with my beast.



The beast was the best gift I could have asked from someone. I was 13 and a teenager. Life was seemingly uncontrollable and ever-devastating under depressed molehills. Withering trust among friends and after surviving the knife at my back by the so called     ‘friends’, I was under constant depression. Teenage lonely days were not considered best for personality building. She thought, I needed a friend so my conversations to my personal diary could get replaced. That’s  when my mother brought her into my life. The baby beast has ever since been the constant source of happiness even in times of breakdowns, trials and tribulations. All through my growing years where promises and conditional love of human being was breaking me apart. I found solace in mute  feelings which she transmitted; unending licks and wagging tails sometimes aided best in sailing turbulent and thudded shores. 

Some living being come into our lives and quietly go. Others like my little beast ‘SOFTY’ leave paw prints on our heart, and we are never ever the same again.

Sexist...Ouch!

It would hurt boys.

(Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page before you proceed)

21 to 26 is not a very good age you know. We are neither a teenager nor a full matured adult who is trusted by people to take complete responsibility. We are not too experienced but we do fake about it most of the time. This is the age where we are done with the MCP’s crap of male and share experiences of their large sized male ego. Dating-flirting is outdated for us. Aunties’ and old people preach sermons about marriage and love. Relationships and fairy tale love seems uninteresting, live-in relationships, no-strings attached, scare us. Marriage umm...still has time. All this inhibitions leaves us with a bunch of similar aged girl friends with whom we like to gossip, share and bitch about some unrelated people and who else, ‘boys’, our usual target and how they are ‘so not worth it’ species.
Cafeteria.Restaurants.Malls.Pubs.JoggingPark.Gym.SportsClub.Party’s.Functions.WorkPlace.LateNight Chattering on phone calls and gupshups with my girl friends culminated a series of opinions about Indian men.



What's wrong with Gujju Dikra?Mr.Dikra is sweet and sober, intelligent, iSsmart and has one feet in the air or rather I should say Ameyriicaa (with an extra i). These are the desi bhai with nasal voice and businessman blood. But Mr.Dikra don’t you think you should use your vyapaari minded attitude towards your work and not on your relationships. Do you guys even know that your nasal voice is a serious turn-off (only to those girls including me who hates Himeshhhhh Reshammiyannnn bhai) and when you try to fake Ameyriican accent it becomes all the more worst. Your ‘chu’ and ‘che’s’ instigate our dogs to bark .. just imagine how much it may annoy us.

What's wrong with Mallu Mon?Mr. Mon, the innocent one’s. No matter how badly the girl betrays this weatish man, he will selflessly love her till the end of his living life. Brilliant and outstanding brain-wise, south Indian boys always out-stand in their love life. That also means they stand-out of their lover’s house to see how happy she is in her married life with other man. Emotionally driven they are the soup boys, ‘paavam cherukan’ and these large men also loves drama. Mammotty and Mohanlal over the years have impressioned them with Nadakam. You are Dark. You are Tall. You are Handsome but a little over-sized physique makes you too large to handle. And what’s with that belt on your lungi ? especially, the desi mallu , that is awkward and your tummy looks like a douche bad, a speed breaker or wait baby bump. You need to seriously check your body stats da.

What's wrong with Bangali Baabu?Those nerdy glasses won’t make you geek Mr.Babumoshay. Why don’t you opt for a subtle looking spectacles or even contact lenses in that matter? I mean you people have such an alluring features especially those protruding eyes, look at Bipasha Basu, Konkana sen.. oops sorry they are all bong girls.. excuse me for the comparison. The rosugulla filled voice is a serious plus point but then you know that sweet sonorous tone of voice should be a trait of a woman and not a man’s. The literary knowledge of Bengali boys is a turn-on but Babu what’s with the aggressive stern face or the contrary innocent devdas disposition Baabumoshay? There’s one more expression God has bestowed humans and that is 'smile...twink’. You can use it at times.

What's wrong with Marathi Mulga?“Tujhya Aaicha beep beep beep"! After mastering a degree in profanity these Mr. mulga claims to be ‘the know it all’ saint boy. Uffff!! Well behaved and well mannered in family circuit especially, in front of the adults they are the devil in disguise. The only true color of them is seen by the people who they chose to be close to. Otherwise, there’s always a veil on their face. Community driven like their Gujarati brothers, Marathi Mulga will have many affairs outside their community but will only prefer marrying a holy girl of their community. Family pressure you know that’s the Bs they give to the bechari ex. These Mulga’s tend to have a slight streak of hypocrisy and redundant snobbery. Marathi Mulga’s should understand that the world does not work under their fake atrocities and that’s the reason even in Marathi State they work under Gujarati's or south Indian boss. And what’s with the unnecessary dominance and ego boosting techniques haan! There has been very rare scenario where Marathi Mulga considers female counterparts as their equals and not just second fiddle. I don’t want to sound harsh on Maraathi Mulga but all my girl friend don’t think high about Mulga’s attitude.

What's wrong with Punjabi Munda?Sardars or Mona Punjabi these Munda’s consider themselves the baap of everything. Yes boys you are definitely the baap of every bullshits. The- know-it- all attitude, we rock, we are the best; jingles churns down our cerebral cortex. Pompous and pretentious these Munda’s are large sized men with big male ‘ego’. Casanova by nature, flirting is the inborn talent of north Indian desi boys. According to them, to get a girl is, "Mere baaye haath ka khel hai ji, is mein kya hai, do chaar meethi gal dusso aur lo ladki-in within a minute.” No dude you seriously need to consider your attitude Mr.Chant Munda. We know that your MummyPapa and TaayaTaayi have loads of moolah to spend on your ayaashi’s but please spare the good girls. Keep your horns under control before it gets stuck on the wall and put you into puddle. And when you know your MummyPapa and TaayaTaayi are going to search for a bride for you, after you end your Ayashigiri then what’s with the unlimited laisions and affairs? Is there any need? No, seriously man, spare us!

Male chauvinist pig, hypocrites, liars, demons, losers, king of profanities, aggressive bullshitters and a big time rascals that’s how we girls describe you guys on our dinner table. And after reading this you might want to abuse me,....so, go ahead, that’s your attribute, to showcase your weaknesses... so, blurt it out and prove to the world that you are ‘so not worth it’ species, who couldn’t digest female superiority in the world and also in their life.Oh no! no! I am not feminist but a Sexist. Ahan...Did it hurt?..aww..koi gal nai ji, chalta hai...



(Disclaimer- Read the above piece of writing at your own risk. Weak hearted, jilted, unrequited, fanatic, egoistic, mentally ill and nil boys should avoid reading it.)